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From: robert666@Ave.O.Losers.duh (Robert #666)
Subject: Scientology cures illness
Organization: Rightmost Pinball Flipper
Many years ago I knew somebody that had a cold. A really bad
cold. He was grumpy, and wanted to stay home and sleep because he
felt so bad. Instead, I made him do auditing because I'm a mean,
greedy bastard. Let me tell you, within 10 days or so he was
feeling a lot better! All due to Scientology! It sure worked
for him. Now, as long as he doesn't see me during the day, he's
a really happy guy.
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Subject: Scientology enlivens barbecues
Once, many years ago, I knew a guy who was having trouble getting
his barbeque started. While he sprayed lighter fluid on the
charcoal, I whipped out my handy Mini-Ron E-meter Mark CLX, and
audited him using the techniques available to everyone for only
$799.95 (plus tax). In no time, with auditing and a match, he
managed to get the charcoal started! The hot dogs were the best
he'd ever had; he told me himself. He said, ''For $175 for
auditing, these had *better* taste like heaven.''
Scientology: It can work for you, too. To find out how, send
$100 to the address below, and include a 3x5 card with the words,
''My theety-weety needs help'' on it.
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Subject: scientology makes your garden grow
Once, many years ago, I knew a guy who was having trouble making
his plants grow. He rarely watered them and never gave them
plant food. After two weeks of intensive auditing (with me, of
course), he began urinating on his plants all the time. With
Scientology- fortified urine, those plants just took off! And
the tomatoes tasted *great*! Another success story! I hope all
you newcomers are taking note of this! That's what OSA wants!
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Subject: yet more amazing wins.
Once, many years ago, I knew a guy who used to water his lawn.
After a couple of days of auditing, he realized how much his
watering was symbolic of how Scientology rains down on people,
providing insight and making people generally wet. He was a
really happy guy after that, though I never did see him again.
It works, people! It really, really works alot. Wow. I hope my
messages today have made you realize this, and I hope that from
now on you will ignore anybody who claims to have the facts about
Scientology and listen only to me. Otherwise, it might prove
difficult to fleece you, and we can't have that.
If I don't get the financial response I'm expecting, it may be
necessary to spam this newsgroup with more big wins until you all
comply as required. Thank you.
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From: Robert666
Subject: Quote from "Goring Hitler's Henchmen"
Organization: Raisin Packaging Factory
This originally appeared in the Journal for Stupidology and
Related Scams [I was the editor in chief at the time, before
becoming God].
Reading it gives one a flavor for the anti-wisdom tolerance of
the Nazi's -- oops! I mean ''the Scientologists''...same thing,
I guess -- and how scientology/raisinology/fornicology might be
subtly carrying forward the same ideas today, dressed up under
different ludicrous disguises such as ''truth'', of course.
Get the book and check it out for yourself. It's available at
your local, always-expanding Scientology Grimy Storefront Temple,
for only $329.95, and a bargain at that. Sure, you could find
the paperback at Barnes & Noble for $2.99, but you wouldn't be
able to be sure that it hadn't been altered in some way by the
Conspirators of Hate on The Internet. Here are some tantalizing
tid-bits:
pg. 96:
''The differences which actually do exist between goring a
henchman versus goring an innocent bystander are no longer to
be glossed over, and this can only be beneficial to bullfighting.''
pg. 98:
''In dirty sealskin pants, he gave my "kampf" a warm reception.
Afterwards, of course, he claimed that he often did that in
Germany and elsewhere, but I have never found anyone who was
willing to admit having had that done to them by him.''
pg 103. ''His Lungs'' became president of Deep Antlers, an
organization of questionable though jolly repute, and he openly
admired other people's mussels and ''kampfs''.
Hope this entices everybody to head right out and get a copy!
My mission is depending on you! I need the bucks! Thanks,
Robert #666
I am the 666th Robert to post on alt.religion.scientology.
There is no other significance to this number.
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From: robert666@Ave.O.Losers.duh (Robert #666)
Subject: ''Inside the Stupidology Mind'', by Me
Organization: Raving Psychotic Fornicators
Here are some passages from my book that describe a religion
frequently discussed here on alt.religion.stupidology, as well
as some of the innocent (and some not so innocent) people who they
have duped, some of which will be sacrificed tomorrow morning for
our weekly Satanism Rundown.
Get the book. It's available at your library, but I'd much
prefer that you buy our lovely, paper-bound version with stylish
black-ink print for only $237.92, available at your local Grimy
Storefront Temple. Keep in mind that we *will* need cash, and
that there's a door tax of $35 to get out, unless you agree to
sign up for auditing sessions at a discount, pre-paid price of
$75/hour, five hour minimum.
Okay, yes. Yes, it *does* describe Stupidology. And all of its
CURRENT executives. Come to think of it, it also describes most
of our FORMER executives as well. No, wait. People never leave
the Church -- forget I said that last part.
Quote from the book's smoking jacket: ''Calvin Klein Casuals''
Quote from the book's dust jacket: ''To embark with a ship's crew
that is truly coercive, we must begin by understanding that the
pre-clear criminal will not choose to go. We must therefore
choose FOR HIM his associates, his way of life, and the kinds of
crimes we will make him commit on our behalf. We make him reject
society, lest he render us vulnerable. We value these people
only to the extent that they can be easily manipulated; in the
end, he will believe that he is _entitled_ to receive our
abuse to whatever extent we desire, since he can no longer
justify his actions to anyone, even himself.''
- From Chapter 10, the criminal self image we give to ''Decent
People''.
- From page 85, ''The pattern of criminal irresponsibility has
occurred throughout the life of the organization. Our deviousness
and exploitation of people's work, and our self-serving
utilization of people's every waking hour, reflect how we
perceive the world: scornfully, and as fallow land to plow up and
exploit.''
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Hi, everybody! Bob "Ten-spot" Wallet here!
I would like to take a moment today and raise my voice in support
of my comrade-in-auditing, Woody. No, not ''NUTS''. No, not
''ARS BIGOTS UNABLE TO EVALUATE DATA''. No, ''Freedom!''
Freedom, people, is what I am all about. If I
weren't Bob ''Ten-spot'' Wallet the Greedy Scientologist,
I would be somebody else. Hmmm... oh! ...I would
be Bob ''Freedom'' Wallet the Freedom Fighter for Freedom!
I would like to discuss this for four reasons. First, because
Woody has used that word recently and I have a strong need to
emulate him. Second, because I have been commanded by my owners
in the Sea Org to write this, though I would prefer that you all
ignored that fact. Third, because I have been unable to post
messages to this newsgroup freely. That's right, every time I
post something, I get *criticized*. Folks, the Constitution says
very clearly that, ''All members of any organization that
considers itself religious for any reason shall be
able to say anything they want without fear of criticism.''
That's the 32nd Amendment, people, which the ever-expanding
Church of Scientology will be passing very soon! Wow!
Oh, and the fourth reason I want to talk about Freedom is this:
''Scientology'' = ''Freedom''! It does! Watch:
SCIENTOLOGY now separate the letters...
SCI E NTOL O GY drop the parts we don't need...
E O add a couple of extra letters...
FRE E D O M and wallah!, we get
FREEDOM!
That's right! This word scramble brought to you by the friendly,
well-meaning though very greedy folks at your local org. Our
slogan: ''Scientology: We put the O and one of the E's
in 'Freedom'!''
Now, I'm sure there are one or two of you out there who still do
not believe that we Scientologists are freedom-loving people.
Oh, sure, we're not free to think for ourselves; we have to think
the things we are told to think. Okay, and we do suppress
criticism in all forms of Our Church and Our Activities. Well,
yeah, we do persecute people when they leave the church. Look!
If you...yes, all *right*, we do sue people that we don't like in
order to shut them up, innocent or not.
STOP! Look, all of this is beside the point. The *point* is,
that we value the freedoms that are really important. The
freedom you have to give us your money. The freedom you have to
say nice things about us. The freedom you have to post ''Big
Wins'' on the electronic media of your choice. <== See?
''Choice''? You have *tons* of freedom, and we want you to use it.
So, your first step to total freedom is to send me $20. In
return, I will send you my favorite recipes. You will then edit
your list to Oop! That's my other thread; please ignore! Oop!
I guess I shouldn't have said that, huh? At least you all don't
know that the make-money-fast thing is an official Scientology
policy. Oop! Darn! Back to RPF again; I go there every time I
say something I shouldn't. Oop!
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From: greedy@whocares.duh (Bob Wallet)
Subject: WALLET KNOWS FREEDOM!
Organization: Grimy Storefront Temples, Inc.
From: waterbrik@cancelled.duh (Bob Wallet)
Subject: WHAT IS IMPORTANT? FREEDOM!
Organization: Rotund Poisonous Fraud
Hi, everybody! Bob ''Ten-Spot'' Wallet here! Note the spelling,
people! That's ''Wallet'', as in ''What Makes a Scientologist
Turgid.'' Okay? Good.
I'd like to come out in a completely spontaneous way, unrelated
to anyone else who might have been posting here recently, to give
the good side of Scientology a nudge. If it appears that we have
all been sent here by OSA to try to counter a really bad losing
streak in court and on, ummm, That Newsgroup [can't say it -- not
allowed], well, that's just a vicious coincidence.
See, the whole reason I'm here is freedom! Okay, money, and
*then* freedom. We've been going to court a lot lately, seizing
people's equipment and not giving it back, libeling people
on...That Newsgroup, and some of you are asking why. Why?
In a word: FREEDOM! Okay, money, and *then* FREEDOM! The
exclamation point is part of the word; please pay attention.
Oh I know, many of you ''rocket scientists''[NOT -- ha ha ha] are
saying, ''Looks more like repression to me than freedom.''
Well, here's what I have to say about that.
First, you left out the exclamation point. Second, the issue is
*our* freedom! vs. *your* freedom (which is NOT exclamated -- get
it now?). Why is this so hard for all of you to understand?
*Our* freedom! is important. *Your* freedom is of no concern to
us, and you can believe that it is important if you want to, but
it had better not interfere with *our* freedom! As superior and
enlightened beings charged with cleaning up the planet, we are
entitled to do whatever is necessary to accomplish our tasks. We
cannot be bothered with these wog trivialities such as individual
rights, or laws, or any of that stuff. So far as we are oncerned,
you exist only to fund our efforts to make everybody free.
Now, that may seem a little high-handed of us, but we are just
here to help. If I have made you angry, then this is simply
proof of how bad you need auditing at your local Org. If I
*haven't* made you angry, then you are in even more desperate
straits, and you must get auditing immediately. If you prepay,
you may be able to reduce the Road to FREEDOM! price tag of
$350,000 by as much as a percent or two, so get right on it!
Boy, what a tough crowd here in alt.religion.scientology. Oop!
I'm not supposed to say that! Darn, and I just got *out* of RPF
for slipping up the last time. Oop! I wasn't supposed to say
that! And they're already plenty pissed for losing in court for
the third time! Oop! Darn!
Bob ''Back to RPF Again'' Wallet
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Hi, everybody! (not) R. Urban here! My name's RSuburbanR!
Just so you know; I wouldn't want you to get me confused with
that other guy. He's such a wiener. Not like me. I'd like to
spend a couple of minutes and tell you all how stupid you are,
and how afraid you are of some things I know. I have this
tremendous inadequacy, and I find that when I harshly criticize
other people with empty facts, it makes me feel better. We can
play the ''guess my 'short'-coming'' a little later, okay? (hint:
there's a hint in the last sentence ;@
Whoops! Forgot to close parens: ). There. I'm such a
compulsive little guy, huh?
Now, I read a book once. Okay, no, I've never read a book,
but I know somebody who did. In that book, a lot of people
were refuting all over themselves, about the stuff you guys are
talking about here. It had to do with ''The Perils of Pauline,''
where this person gets tied up on the railroad tracks by three
cardinals and a bishop, and there's a whole bunch of nuns who are
running the train that's going to run this person over and they
get really excited only somehow it's not really a train at all
but a metaphor for two bisexual guys who are having a lot of
trouble reconciling their real world experiences with their
spirituality. *So*, these two bi guys run over this Pauline
person on the railroad track, because she never really
interviewed them like she promised she was going to. See?
Boy, you guys are so stupid! I should know! I have no idea what
this newsgroup is for, but I can sure criticize you all for being
here. So far as I know, this Scientology thing is completely
bogus, and no one has joined it, and all of the people in it are
fine, and any of the people who were hurt weren't badly hurt, and
anyway, you are all making everything up. I think that, and that
makes it true. None of you people who *claim* to have been in
the Church were actually there. Puhleeeese!
There. I feel better. By the way, I just thought I should let
you know that in addition to being totally clueless, I also have
no real life and depend heavily on the abuse from other people in
forums like this (since I'm a trendy little ''netizen'' $: I like
to call that ''net.abuse'' or ''net.flagellation'').
Oh, sorry, out of time. Guess we'll have to play "guess my
'short'- coming" another time! Hint: I put that hint in the
previous sentence as well -- get it? &]
RSuburbanR
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From: suburban@sissymail.dooda.day (RSuburbanR)
Subject: AN ACT OF SCANDALOUS DISOBEDIENCE
From: c-note@darkside.moon.con (C. Millair)
Subject: I have just about had enough!
Organization: Rodent Polishing Floss
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Okay, I have just about had it with the criticism. Oh, sorry.
Hi everybody! C-Note Millair here! I am *not* Chris Miller.
NOT! I am (not) Chris Miller! There...
Okay, I have just about had it with the criticism. Every time I
slander and abuse somebody here, you all have to jump up and call
me on it. I complained about it to my dear friend and animal
trainer Bob ''Ten-Spot'' Wallet, who wishes he were a true Freedom
Fighter for Freedom. He told me that my right to libel people is
protected by the Constitution, as soon as it gets changed, so
I should be defending myself here. Oh, wait! I'm a
Scientologist! Attack! Never defend, always attack! I should be
attacking myself here.
But...but that doesn't sound right. Hmmm...I'll have to go ask
Bob about that later. Anyway, I have a new addition to my
deadbeat dad list. This just burns me up. If I were really a
parent, and not just playing one on The Internet, I would be
really angry that other parents everywhere weren't sending me
money. Come to think of it, I *am* angry that there are people
who aren't sending me money. Oh! Anyway, here's my latest
"outing". I just discovered this person was a deadbeat dad. I'm
going to give you his full, real name, BUT NOT HIS ADDRESS OR
PHONE NUMBER! That wouldn't be ethical! Okay, ready? Here goes:
Elvis Presley
Think about it. He's dead. He had a beat. He was a dad. He
was rich. Therefore, he is a target.
Oh, get a life! Don't be stupid! It's not like I gave you his
*address*! And it's not like I've ever done this before! At
least, not using this user account. When I was playing ''Veerah'',
I liked to do this a lot, but my owners have told me to change
my approach while being ''C-Note''.
So anyway, I'm still really mad at all of you. Scientology
continues to expand! We have won *every* court case! We are
only here to help! If you were as enlightened as we are, you
would understand that it is THE TRUE PURPOSE of every free
and fully-powered Thetan to sit in Grimy Storefront Temples
and collect money from hapless humans. You might think that
they would be off exploring the universe, but you would be stupid
to think that. Sitting in dingy buildings is what the universe
is all about. Losing control of everything around you is
actually how you *get* control of everything around you.
Get a clue. I'm a laugh a minute, and I deserve better.
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From: ickpray@kaiwhine.con (Robert "Prick" Davis)
Subject: Whining required for Tweek
Organization: Official Sodomy Association
Hi, everybody! Robert Davis here! You can all call me "Prick"
if you want; it's what everybody calls me. Not sure why, though.
I am *not* Rick Davis! NOT! I am [not] Rick Davis! Okay.
I have been ordered by my owners in the OSA to post a crabby
little message. I'm not sure why. I asked my trainer at the
OSA, and he said, ''Because you're a 'Prick'.'' Well, *duh*.
Like that was supposed to explain anything... Anyway, here it is:
You are grasping something that makes you fail reality. You are
actively involved with a criminal; it may possibly be the thing
you are grasping, but I'm not sure. You are supporting an
illegally-copyrighted poster which is involved with something
that does not belong to it. I mean, them. You dig a hole in
your mouth with each word, and it's deeper here than you realize.
Do you think? What if William Shakespeare and MacBeth were on
the Internet? Would they have a right to cancel each other? Do
you get the message? Your rotton bunch of apples has parasites.
Ponder on, dude, and after awhile, suggest I do that. Maybe
after a few more raids are arrested, you will go home, eh?
Why don't you try creating something mean of your own,
if you have the time?
Prick
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ARRR! RRRRAAARRR! I AM THE HATE-O-MATIC OF SCIENTOLOGY! HEAR
ME! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY SUPERIOR WEENIE!
Thank you. I would now like to impress you with more of my
acidic invective concerning that nice Larry Wollersheim.
Understand that we have nothing personal against him; it's just
that we hate him because we owe him money, and that's, like,
impossible, and we Scientologists hate the impossible. It makes
us worry that we might not really be in control, and that is
impossible. Hmmm... Here we go:
The bigger the whopper, the harder the belly, so we're waiting
for our KING (L. CON) to be a flop. What guy really thinks in
the first person? He can exploit the purposes of thinking to
con the Internet to belong to something. I think. And yes,
what NETIZENS can belong to a society when masked lemmings
lift their wallets? Ho!
Larry wins the Wollersheim Prize. He's flying with the colors of
man, but a Con has got his ABD stuck in an Exploitation. He
thinks he can lead a credit card to market, but he can't make a
Netizen contain more mass than previously thought. I think.
Hey, Netizens who are sniffing the Wollydogs, you look good. You
might as well call yourselves dudes.
Verah Wallets
From: an123456@anon.smoke.screen (Verah Wallets)
Subject: KING KON II
Organization: Restroom Polishing Force
Hi, everybody! It's me, Koreen of Borg! Oh... I guess we
haven't met, yet. Well, I'm the voice of reason here on alt.re...
this newsgroup; I've been sent here to make sure all of our
critics look like shouters while we in-control types are thoughtful
and academic. After all, many of us MEST-masters have doubled
our IQs through auditing and are approaching three-digit ones!
Anyway, here's a honker for you. I was at our LA South Central
Org, also known as the Armed Camp Ministry, going through our
extensive but secret library of books I'm not allowed to talk
about. Well, I can *talk* about them and tell you about them,
but everything is still a secret. I came across a whole bunch of
books proving that psychiatry is simply a Thetaperceptic
aberration. I was so surprised.
Here's a quote from one of these books:
''Psychiatry is a total aberration. I did a lot of research
in this area when I was recovering from having single-
handedly ended World War II. One day I was in a bar,
investigating the speed at which ice cubes melt in different
kinds of alcohol, and who walked in but Sigmund Freud. He
didn't look good, having been dead for a decade, so I bought
him a drink. He told me all kinds of things, and it ended up
that the whole thing had been mocked up. It was all upside
flubber-wubber down, I can tell you. He just pulled the
thing from thin air, because he couldn't reconcile creating a
fake religion with his conscience. Weak, pathetic bastard.''
- L. Ron Hubbard,
''Our Friend Gravity''
Okay, I can hear some of you saying, ''Sure, like that's an
impartial source.'' Ron was the greatest scientist the galaxy has
ever known, which is why he knew so much about DC-5's, but there
are some pre-clear scientists who came to the same conclusions.
Here's another excerpt:
''After using up my $10 million research grant, I have
independently come to the conclusion that psychiatry
is a total aberration.''
- Roger Ron Barnes, D.D.S, D.D.
''Psychiatry vs. Gum Disease; A Study''
And another one:
''Once, there was a man who was born without toes. At that
time, he was quite young, and later grew up. Given those
experiences, he entered psychotherapy, but it failed to fix
the problem. I have dozens of stories just like this, where
people ended up a lot worse off having seen a psychiatrist
rather than going to the grocery store, or buying a car with
purple tires. Really, I'd rather just smack my head into a
tree than watch somebody paint a house. It's a total
aberration.''
- Ellen Schmairken,
''My Life as a Lizard''
And finally:
''It has beene determinnd that the foul humours of the brainne
are best allay'd by the vigorous application of a stoate to
the buttocks of the madman. There be no goode come from a
civill discourse.''
- Sir Reginald Forke
''Nullum Bovine Lardia'', 1635
You see, I have calmly and cleverly proven once and for all that
psychiatry is Not Your Friend. I really like this new face we've
put on our interaction with all of you. I'm sure we'll all be
getting your respect very soon, though you clearly aren't as
clever or good looking as we Scientologists. Talk to you soon!
Koreen of Borg
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From: CoryBorg@witless.central.con (Koreen of Borg)
Subject: Psychiatry is an aberration; I can prove it.
5 April 1996
ROB-85i-B 'To All Cases One Can Short on a.r.s - Addition 2'
from Ambassador Foilhead of Planet Zeebix
Message # ROB-85i-2 for Internet, Planet Earth
The newsgroup alt.religion.scientology, a.r.s,
is about licking poisonous fish.
And when I post something about Scientology
then I expect, and anyone expects,
the response to be uproarious laughter.
Therefore I suggest
that those cases who are one can short of a case of
institutions who only can respond as institutional
caseworkers go and find an appropriate institutional
newsgroup and post their case there.
I think there are newsgroups. Specifically, for this
purpose, where one is even expected to post completely
batty non-sequitur nonsense, like this. That is why I
am here. I think.
I also don't go and post in the newsgroup about Amiga
computers and bash everybody up. I wait until I find
somebody constructive and truthful and is a case, and
then I only bash them.
If you want to post to a newsgroup about quantum physics,
well, then first study some quantum physics and lick a
fish that *isn't* poisonous before you start in on those
kinds that taste liiiike mushrooms.
And even if you have studied physics and mathematics
but you understood nothing but the case they came in
and you ended up getting sick from the wrong kind of fish
because you hadn't built up a tolerance first. Well.
Some people do understand the subject of Scientology,
though they do laugh a lot and run the other way.
That's why they are on this newsgroup,
and they have no desire whatsoever
to wade through heaps and cases of institutions like
this just to get to where they fiiiind out what kind
of animal,
you know like fish,
that they are supposed to be licking iiiin order to
generate this incredible sense of of of of
unfounded and unsubstanciated but totally vicious
state of INTENTIONAL moooing and alllll the colors
of the rainbow dancing in your head.
I have to go start alt.i.am.stupid.fish now.
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Honest, this is what it looks like to me. It's hardly necessary,
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From: kook@majorly.crazy.guy (LSD Not Needed Here)
Subject: The Case of Institutions - Addition - 2
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