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[CLAM1][CLAM2][CLAM3] Poor little clams: 
 Snap! Snap! Snap! 
 Poor little clams:
 Snap! Snap! Snap! 


[Dog]--Regards,   *                      Woof Woof,  glug glug:
              \        |\     who drowned  judge Swearinger's dog?
  X E M U     /~~~~~~~  @----,answers on alt.religion.scientology!     
-;'^';,_,-;^;  : : : : : : : :[PS: Scn gets a ''too slimy'' award]

UKflag The UK Clambusters, in no particular order    as usual.
[including earlier PGP keys that sign ours]
components1   components2  
[Grady]
GRADY WARD
[Dave]
DAVE BIRD
[Zenon]
ZENON PAN.
[Andreas]
ANDREAS H-L
[Duke]
Duke-The-Dog
[PeterH]
Peter Harding
[Jens]
Jens Tingleff
[Hartley]
Hartley P
[Ian_Freely]
Ian P. Freely
[Martin]
Martin Poulter
[John]
John Ritson
[Roland]
Roland R-B
[DaveGer
David Gerard

 

A word from our sponsor (animated by Barb Graham)...


  

 
      
U.K. CLAM-BED LOCATIONS (linked to maps)

      
      Church of Scientology SAINT HILL MANOR, East Grinstead, West Sussex,  RH19 4JY
      Railway station is 5 minutes walk to the Broadway Pub on the High St opposite
      the Scientology Shop; Saint Hill itself is 1.5 miles by car or taxi.
      Saint Hill is the Advanced Org serving Britain and North Europe, most of
      the moneyed recruits coming from Germany.  It has several main buildings 
      set back from the road in 1000mtrs x 400mtrs of open grounds.  To get any idea
      of this place you need to look at detail maps and photos before going there.

      
      Church of Scientology of LONDON, 68 Tottenham Court Road, London, W1P 0BB 
      Warren Street tube station is 200mtrs away at the north end -- Org is between
      Goodge Street tube station and corner of Goodge Street -- Tottenham Court Road
      tube station is 150mtrs south at the junction with New Oxford Street. 
      --------------------------------EustonStation  ------> KingsCross
      --------------.  .---EUSTON-ROAD---------------------------------
         ___  ==0==_|  |
         _WarrenSt__   |
               /|\  |  |  Univerity College       {tunnel}   |
                |   |  |  (of London Uni)             '  |   |
                |   |  |                            ==0==:   |
              200m  |  |                              '  | Tottenham
                |   |  |                             Shop: Court Road
               \|/  |  |                       : ''': '  |   |
              ==0===|  |                _____  :yard: ORG:   |
          Goodge  <_" Org              [     ] : :''  '  |   |
          Street____|  |_          ____[_PUB_] : :___Shop:   .____
         _   __   __    _      
          | |  | |  |  |          --------GOODGE--ST-----.   .---
          | |# /|\  |  |                              '  |   |
      | |_| |   |   |  |                                 |   |
      __  __|  150m |  |                              '  |   |
        | |     |   |  |
        | |    \|/  |  |
              ==0===Tottenham Court Road
           ---------'  '----------
            ---NEW-OXFORD-STREET---
      DETAILS: a deep single shop unit with three storeys above ground and cellars
      for storage, it is above the ==0== tunnel; Cof$ have bought a long lease from London
      Underground.  Site includes a small backyard car-park, but most people would 
      come by public transport.

       
      Church of Scientology CELEBRITY CENTRE, 42 Leinster Gardens, London,  W2 3AN  
      Small org never picketed, small celbrities no-one has heard of. The location
      is a sidestreet in Bayswater district, about 200 mtrs from Paddington rail station
      and 100 mtrs  from Bayswater tube station.

      
      Church of Scientology of MANCHESTER, 258 Deansgate, Manchester, M3 4BG   
      Deans Gate is a Broad Road with few pedestrians acting as an inner ring road;
      best get the train 5 mins onwards from Piccadilly to Deans Gate station.
      It appears to be a three storey deep single shop unit on freehold or long lease,
      facing the street, and parking is in surrounding side-streets.

       
      Library              ||#   ||   |CorporationSt
      Square+Victoria______||____||___|  |______
             Square__   _NEW_STREET___   _______
                     | |<_"Org ////// / :|
                       |_______|||||_/ /:|Exit
                       ---------------' :|ramp
                            STATION:::::Escalator 
      Church of Scientology of BIRMINGHAM, 2nd Floor Churchill House,
      8 Ethel Street, Birmingham, B2 4BG. 
      Leave the railway station by escalators, left, and ramp, turning left onto pedestrianised 
      New Street which (with Corporation Street) is the main shopping street;  the Org is 
      above Pizza Hut at the corner with Ethel St, entry via a doorway on Ethel St.
      Specifically, the city centre is served by large car parks on the edge and 
      walk up.  This upstairs location is right next to trains and busses. 

      
      Church of Scientology of PLYMOUTH, 41 Ebrington Street, Plymouth, Devon PL4 9AA  
      Plymouth is further south-west than Bristol, not yet picketed.
      
      Church of Scientology of SUNDERLAND, 51 Fawcett Street, Sunderland, Tyne+Wear,SR1 1RS . 
      The Tyne and Wear rivermouths are far north-east by the Scottish border, never picketed;
      the location is almost directly opposite the rail station.

      
      Church of Scientology BRIGHTON, 79-83 North Street, Birghton, East Sussex BN1 1ZA  
      There is an express train from London to Gatwick (London South) airport and
      Brighton, 1 hour. Walk down Queens Road towards the shore 
      and turn right onto Western Road, the main shopping area, the Org is above a travel 
      agents to one side of Chruchill Square/Chruchill Precinct [up 1 map to see station]
                             ___STATION__                          
                    Queens| |
                    Head  |QueensRoad                                 __|
                    /|\   | |                               doorway  / _
                     |    | |                                 here  / / |
                    200m  | |                               |  []  / / .'
                     |    | |                               |  |  / / /
                    \|/  /  |                  _____________|  |_/ /__|
               _________/ /  \__              
        WESTERN_ROAD  ____ Clock_              _____________    ______
           precinct_||Org \  /                              |  |
                          | |                                  [+]doorway
                        __| |___                               here
                           Beach
      DETAILS: there are in fact multiple upper-floor locations, no attached yards
      or parking, all the centre is close to busses and trains.

      
      Church of Scientology of BOURNEMOUTH (in POOLE), 42 High Street, Poole, in Dorset, BH15 1BT
      Bournemouth is a retirement city in the dead centre of the south coast, stay on
      the train 10 minutes further from Poole, cross the big road and go through the
      shopping precinct coming out on the High Street which is the only main shopping street;
      the Org is in the old bank building at the corner of New Orchard, right at the the end
      of the pedestriansed part where people go on foot. This org is hibernating. 
       DETAIL: more detailed map could be provided. No obvious attached yards,
      parking is in side-streets. 


      
      "Hubbub Accademy of Personal Independence", 20 Southbridge, Edinburgh, SCOTLAND EH1 1LL
      We have never picketed the Scottish org, but it is said to be a backwater;
      the Org is straight down Nicholson Street 100mtrs from the station. .

      
      Church of Scientology of DUBLIN, 62/63 Middle Abbey Street,  Dublin-1, IRELAND
      We have never picketed the Irish org, but it is said to be a backwater
      [abbey street is dead centre of the map, just above the river].

 

 

Scientology gets a Too Slimy award!

In March'96, the clams opened three new web-sites. They are cleverly produced with elaborate [and slow!] graphics, and you will find themt at www.scientology.org and www.lronhubbard.org and www.dianetics.org . They even recently won a place in
   +-----------------------+
   |         ////          |
   |        (o o)          |
   |    ooO--(_)--Ooo-     |
   | The Too Cool Awards!  |
   +-----------------------+
.When critics queried this, TooCool altered their page to clarify that awards are for good stylish presentation, and not supporting or otherwise the viewpoints a page argues for [plus it gave a link where a contrary viewpoint could be read].
Now, remember that the clams squeal loudly about their own copyrights, and TooCool were nothing to do with any breach of those copyights? Well, what happened next was this. The clamsite still claimed to have been awarded a TooCool award, pointing to the original TooCool text at ''nnn.nnn.nnn.nnn/toocool/'' -- which turned out to be ''www.dianetics.org/toocool/''. The clams had pirated a copy of the unmodified toocool page and put it on their own site!
This IMO undoubdtedly qualifies the clams for a 'TOO SLIMY(TM) AWARD' for their hypocrisy. You can read the whole story at www.toocool.com/3days.html. 
                                    ---Dave<XEMU>    >> to TOP OF PAGE

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