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ORIGINAL PENGUINS posted by Chad J Day,
created by N.Smith
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standard drunken shocked noisy penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin eating fish
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U_/_ (/)_ (\)_ V_/_ U_/:
paranoid the penguin family crashed
penguin penguin
EXTRA PENGUINS by Dave Bird
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sleeping snooty outlaw smoking kissing
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguins
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(o_ //(o_ (/)(o_ _o)_0) _o)(o_
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! -> V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ _\_V _\_VV_/_
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/_|_\ noisy piggyback mother penguins+ duelling
\ | / _ penguin#2 penguins babies in slings penguins
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'. '. |(o_ (o_ (o_ (o_.' (0_
{o_ (o_ //\_.___ //| //\ //\c{} //\
(')_ (\)_ V_/_'oo' V_|_ V__)_ V__)_ V_/_
penguin family thin fat boozy gawping
penguin penguin penguin penguin
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(o_ (o_ //\ _o)
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V_)_ V_)_ V__/_ @_\_V
dollyparton madonna giant penguin wearing
penguin penguin penguin persian slippers
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(b_ (@_ (6_ _9) (b_ _d) (p_ _q) (o_ (o_
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penguin mohican tophat
variants penguin penguin
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chinese black-eye travelling greedy crafty
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
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upside-down acrobatic penguin bowtie hunchpenguin
penguin penguins craning penguin of notredame
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(o_ (o_ (o__ 0 (o_
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angelic demonic vampire frankenstein superman
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
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V_/_ _\_V V_/_ _\_V //\ \_/_\/
luke darthvader the penguin robin hood
skypenguin penguin chainsaw massacre penguin
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penguin bride, groom penguin invisible
and bridesmaid vicar penguin
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(o_ (o_ _o)
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(_)(_) +(_)--(_)' _\_V
penguin on penguin in dunce
a pushbike a sportscar penguin
_o) (o_(o_(o_(o_ (o_(o_(b_(@_(o_ (0__
//\ //\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\ //\ marching
U_/_ U_/U_/U_/U_/_ U_/V_/V_/U_/U_/_ H__)_ penguins
''marching to _ the beat of a different drummer''
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U_/_ V_/ \//_)_ V_/_ / / .
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penguin audience
_o)(o_ one fine day in the middle of the night (o_ .
-./\\//\.- two dead men got up to fight //\.-' |/~\|
_\_UU_/_ back to back they faced each other U_/_ | _/ o:____
""""""""""""drew their swords & shot each other!"""""""""""""(_/\_/xemu
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THE EICH-LISTE MOOSES.
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ der einfache Mini-Elch
(..) classic mini-Moose
v-v-v-@@-v-v-v trauriger Mini-Elch
(..) sad mini-Moose
^-^-^\OO/^-^-^ Mini-Elch mit Brille
(..) miniMoose with glasses
^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer
d {..} b female miniMoose, with earrings
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^-^-^-õõ-^-^-^ Theo Waigel Mini-Elch ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^
(..) Dennis Healey miniMoose (..)
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^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ vershnupfter Mini-Elch [in standard ascii
(.,) miniMoose with headcold characters only]
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^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^
(..)__ú miniMoose smoking a pipe (..)__u
^-^-'ü'-^-^ Mini-Elch-Baby Elch-Herde passend:
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(..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
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For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
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CLAMS, by Xemu
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[after the traditional "cows" series....]
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standard dozing amazed drunken
clam clam clam clam
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black-eye bored halfwit death-stare
clam clam clam clam
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surprised puzzled chinese registrar
clam clam clam clam
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happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with
a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat)
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tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking
clam by spores a Kool
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cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian
(in shades) clam clam.
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/ @ ' / incident? ' o \
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'-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear
.-. are there any overts
/ 0 ' / against greenfly?
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'-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato
Admiral Damien reviews his navy:
handle that Ward creep .---. .---.
.----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6
< \\ "(*) \ {Ho \ .::__
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Damien Helena unable_semen Engram
The PR team:
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/ (O / {' "P" {' "¬
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Milne Cory (note ear-ring) Vera
They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS:
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<3' < ':: < .--
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Mikey, age3 Saussage, age 10 Ester no-hope
MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_=
double plate shown: <E" <F" <K" <3' <B" <{" <-" <=" <--"
top plate shown: <^" <~" bottom plate shown <_" <~_"
sideways: closed (|) open {:} bearded #{:}#
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front view .~@@~. back view _-~~-_
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_________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________
<^", <=@>r <~'t <_@; <^`f
(_)(_) (_)(_) (X)(X) (+)(+) (~)(~)
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Clambed CHEEE-ARGE!
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<3' <K" <B` <_¬ <=@> <^" < \\ "(*)
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but admiral,
we're already charging
$150 an hour!
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TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
quick, how much money
have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why??
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<K' 'Z>
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now just think of a course that costs $7500,
and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes
how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
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<=@> "^>
/
none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.
why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie
all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool!
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<3' <(*)@>
Clamz meets snaylz
I may move slowly by applying the teknology
but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have
\ / learned to be
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a
rock and go
nowhere
LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
(1) (2) (3)
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[ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ]
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<_@..@_> <_d..d_> <\____/>
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So Damien's Zzzzz
not going to be deposed
for a while -- at least,
not until after he's
given evidence.
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What's with Damien sent him a sicilian message:
judge whyte? a parcel with a dogfish in it.
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hi, i'm ron's amigo hi, my name is ron & i audit
/ / : tomatoes
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( don't I get )
( any choice in )
( the matter,then? )